The best cereal in the whole world. Too bad they don't have it here, so I've only got very limited supply.
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Got this flyer advertising health screenings in the mail the other day. It advertised, among other things, free total cholesterol worth RM10. And a coupon for that too. Sweet.
Hmm... great country we live in.
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Found this on the net. Tried it out on her site. Utterly hilarious. The result:
Joel told me that tha dude practically threw da entire dictionary into tha dude's MUET exam, 'n that reminded me of da gravy ol' times when I used sit fo' Malaysian English exams, know what I'm sayin'? I kid yo' ass not, SPM wuz child's play n' shit. Sometimes, I feel that bombastikness in language counted mo' than actually effectively conveying da message in English essays back crib n' shit. I'm making a generalisation here, because I know that there are many teachers back crib who are mo' focused on delivery of content rather than how pretty that shiznit looks on paper n' shit. But my gosh, I still remember muthas who practically memorised da entire dictionary of words 'n idioms fo' English, Malay 'n Chinese, so that they could slot in da most impressive sounding phrases into they essays! o_0
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